If you should find yourself thinking, how can I make my club/restaurant/doctor's appointment more exciting, consider adding bagpipes! Here's the schedule thus far:

• Sun - 6pm - Private party - NW Portland
• Mon - 11am - Retirement home - Scappoose
• Mon - 3pm - Retirement home - SE Portland
• Mon evening losely - McMenamins loop: Grand lodge (Forest Grove), Hotel Oregon (McMinville), Old Church (Wilsonville).