Oregon Piper to star in "Frozen" on Broadway
In recent news that shockered internet readers regionally, Oregon Piper (aka Markus Aurelius) will be starring in the highly acclaimed, live-action Broadway adaptation of "Frozen". The 42 day run will freeze up his schedule from Feb 15th to March 27th and sadly cause him to miss St. Patrick's Day in Portland.
If you're looking for a piper during this time please contact Markus's union understudy Will Beatti at 541.740.0568.
While it was hard to let America's greatest holiday go, Markus assured us that this is the last time he's leaving town for quite an indefinitely, and will be available for indefinitely going forward.
For those of you numb enough to read on, here is a list of all the places he will be stopping for gas in the next 42 days:
- Naperville, IL
- Eau Claire, WI
- Cedar Falls, IA
- La Crosse, WI
- Iowa City, IA
- Long Branch, NJ
- Salisbury, MD
- Great Barrington, MA
- Manchester, NH
- Storrs, CT
- Frederick, MD
- Gettysburg, PA
- Rochester, NY